I try to be a poet, but since I met you, I’ve never been good with words.
(Wake me up) Wake me up inside
(I can’t wake up) Wake me up inside
When dudes are like, “Oh, I believe in equal pay because I have a daughter,” like they could not imagine that women were worth equal pay before they had one they cared about. Jesus. Fucking. Christ.
Ah, the narcissistic father type.
Women - only worth anything if they’re worth something to some man somewhere.
the fact that there are new blue sour patch kids are really throwing me off my game
my greatest dream is to swim in an ocean of orange soda. it is a fanta sea.
IM DYING BECAUSE I CHANGED MY DASHBOARD THEME TO THIS PICTURE OF BILLY RAY CYRUS AND THEN THIS HAPPENED
OH MY GOD NO BILLY RAY THAT PIZZA IS NOT FOR YOU
are we just ignoring the slut application post?